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Lifecycle of a Frog

What? We were expecting the school nurse and staff to strip and perform for us, maybe give us some practical to help improve our technique?

The bee enters the flower and....

we, having lost all interest made our ways to the bicycle shed to experiment for ourselves, have become a nation of gymslip mothers

(90,000 per year at 2nd millenium)!!

School Report

Fizbang's
a
tryer
and is reading well - the best reader
in the class, in fact. However, his
Written work is poor as
he's lacking in
grammer.

Nor
is he

good with mathematics.
Its as though he's living in a
dream world. Often he seems
preoccupied. Though he has taken a
very keen interest in his form teacher,
Miss Goodbody's Art and Design!

The Fashion Queen

"How do I look in these slacks?" she asked; "They're not too slack are they? Can you see a nice tight bum? Do they make me look as if I'm naked? They're not worth wearing otherwise!"

Flix

Entertainment?
Television?
All soap operas, explicit sex and violence?

Silent satalite witnessing mass murder and medium into which we watch for the flickering embers of our own Armageddon?

Blind Date
By
(Jean Mabberley)

It's a friendly place my local park,
In which to meet, stroll or play till dark.

Somewhere pleasant to sit, amidst the flowers and trees,
Listening to birds singing, and feeling the breeze.

Children love to play in the wide open spaces,
It's good to see their happy, smiling faces.

Someone runs past, enjoying his daily jog,
Over by the lake a lady walks her dog.

I stand up to go, it's getting late,
He's not coming, so I head for the gate,

Then I hear footsteps, and turn round to see,
A flashing smile greeting me.